Debunking third-world myths with the best stats you've ever seen (video)
“Smash it, with the flat of your knife blade if you like, but don't put it through a press. I don't know what that junk is that squeezes out the end of those things, but it ain't garlic.”
“I believe in her mind I have one of two states: 1) utter silence, 2) flipping out”
“In the past this type of problem was insurmountable, but not anymore.” - Oh dear.